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-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" /></center>gatos del canalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17686714624460695632noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2726598634473940618.post-28598776123014270622007-05-15T21:59:00.001+02:002007-05-21T23:34:59.632+02:00Vaya bolggg...Yo quiero irmeeeee...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_uINu97phbkU/RkoRttdspRI/AAAAAAAAApc/tu4cB7zdlDk/s1600-h/cat.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_uINu97phbkU/RkoRttdspRI/AAAAAAAAApc/tu4cB7zdlDk/s400/cat.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5064880207927485714" border="0" /></a><br /><center> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br />Quiero salir de aquí...</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;">Ya no escribe nadie....!!!</span> </span><br /><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54485/144/368269A31ACBB09012F7078A4E0D1AD2.png" style="border: medium none ; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" /></center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2726598634473940618.post-74252664592741530872007-05-06T19:51:00.000+02:002007-05-06T20:03:17.275+02:00Disparates<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Este es un e-mail que ha sido escrito por un profesor de la E.S.O.</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> Consta de una serie de preguntas de examen y las correspondientes</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> respuestas de los alumnos.</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> LO MEJOR DE TODO... LOS COMENTARIOS DEL PROFESOR escritos entre paréntesis... </span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -¿Cuántos continentes hay?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Unos 150, aunque no he estado en todos. Conozco el de Majadahonda</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> y</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Alcobendas. De todas formas ahora se llaman Carrefour.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (uffff)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> - ¿Qué tipos de ganado existen?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Ovino, bovino y guarrino</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Sí, y cerdino y puerquino...)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -¿Qué capacidad pulmonar media tiene el hombre?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Unos cinco mil litros.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Este debía ser familiar del lobo que tiró las casas de los 3 cerditos)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -¿Quién fundó Atenas?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Atenas fue fundada por César octavo a gusto.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (cágate lorito...)</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Barroco:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Estilo de cosas hechas de barro.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Como su propio nombre indica)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Lenguas vernáculas:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Las que se hablan en las tabernas.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Aaah, por eso no me entero de lo que hablan cuando voy a una taberna,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> yo creía que era por el jaleo, pero resulta que se trata de un idioma nuevo)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Alfarero:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> El que tiene un farol.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Farolero: el que hace cosas de barro, o cosas barrocas)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Marsupiales:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Los animales que llevan las tetas en una bolsa.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Estos marsupiales son unos degenerados)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Coleccionistas de sellos:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Sifilíticos.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (A saber por donde se meten los sellos los muy depravados, esos y los</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> que coleccionan mariposas... los peores)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Ecosistemas:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> La tundra y la gaita.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (No te olvides de las castañuelas)</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Sujeto de la frase (elíptico): </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Epiléptico.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (y el pronombre tenía el parkinson)</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Trabajo y energía:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Trabajo es si cogemos una silla y la ponemos en otro sitio,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> energía es</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> cuando la silla se levanta sola.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Y fuerza es cuando se rompe la silla)</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Un marsupial:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> El chimpancé.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Si, pero no cualquiera, solo los que llevan las tetas en una bolsa)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Monotremas:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Son mamíferos de forma humana, y son los monos.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Que quede claro)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Reptiles:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Son animales que se disuelven en el agua. Un reptil peligroso de</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> España es el cocodrilo.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Al lado de mi casa hay una charca con mazo de cocodrilos,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> plagaditos estamos en España oye. Y sí, los cabrones se disuelven como</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> aspirinas)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Volcanes:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> En Mallorca está el Teide. El agua de mar se solidifica y sale por</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> el cráter.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Si, ese que esta al lado de los Pirineos. Salen hasta pulpos en</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> las erupciones)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Terremotos:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Son movimientos bruscos que se tragan a las personas.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (No me gustaría encontrarme por la calle con un movimiento brusco de esos)</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Arterias:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Son unos tubitos de plástico flexibles.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Yo ya nací con marcapasos y todo)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Mahoma:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Nació en La Meca a los cinco años.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Ni te imaginas lo mal que lo pasó su madre al dar a luz, menudo</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> cabezón tenía a los 5 años)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Fósiles:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Son unos señores muy antiguos...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (En una excavación encontraron a un abuelo con boina solidificado)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> ...Son animales que se extraen de los grandes museos, como el de</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Madrid. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">(Si es que plantas un fósil y crecen en cualquier sitio)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -¿Qué es una Encíclica?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Es un buque de</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> hierro que flota en el mar.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Es como el Papamóvil pero en barco)</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Animales polares:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Son la Osa mayor y la Osa menor.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (No te olvides de la constelación de Orión, menudo bicharraco)</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Un cuadro de Velázquez:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Las Mellizas</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (¡¡ !!)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Minerales:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Son animales sin vida.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Es verdad, ni se mueven ni na, son de aburridos estos animales...)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Dónde fue bautizado Jesucristo:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> En Río Janeiro.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Con Ronaldinho y Romario, menuda fiesta se pegaron)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Napoleón:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Está enterrado en "Los Paralíticos", en París.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Debe ser por lo de la mano tonta que tenía)</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Religión:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Caín mató a Abel con una molleja de burro.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Le costó, pero al final lo consiguió)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Felipe II:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Nació por poderes en Valladolid.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Por no decir por cojones)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Quién inventó el pararrayos:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Frankenstein.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Realidad y ficción ¿qué diferencia hay?)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Insectos:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> El paludismo es producido por la mosca "SS".</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Jodidas moscas nazis)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -¿Qué significa leucocito?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Como su nombre indica Leu significa animal, y cocito, pequeño.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Obviamente, hay que ser tonto para no darse cuenta)</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -Anfibios:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> De los huevos de rana salen unas larvas llamadas cachalotes.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Mmmmh, cachalotes en las charcas... interesante)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -¿Quién fue Anibal?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Fue un jefe cartilaginoso.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (¡¡ !!)</span><br /> <br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> -La conquista de Méjico:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Fue realizada por dos extremeños: Menéndez y Pelayo.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (¿o tal vez Ortega y Gasset?)</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><center> <img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54485/144/368269A31ACBB09012F7078A4E0D1AD2.png" style="border: medium none ; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" /></center>gatos del canalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17686714624460695632noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2726598634473940618.post-68616718567019437052007-05-06T12:58:00.000+02:002007-05-06T13:16:49.617+02:00Trio<script 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